bonerfart:

Black Mirror Season 4 episode list announced

1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid

2. Me Bloody Computer Tried Ta Kill Me, What a Right Corker

3. There Is An App That Can Download You… Well Scary Innit Bruv

4. Me New Misses Is a Android And I Aint Bovvered

5. The Cheeky Gov'na Got A Pic Of Me Bollocks Through Me Webcam

(via thatsqualitystuff)

nawaffs:

*me reading a text I sent yesterday about my feelings*: who’s this

(via thebootydiaries)

ladyofshalott715:

Pretty girl cashier (smiling): hey! did you find everything okay?

Me: *useless lesbian mode activated* good and you?

(via single-man-tear)

toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

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(via rerorero-my-cherry)

vinnyguadagnino:

Keep your head up queen your Air Pods are falling 

(via bob-belcher)

tephor:

don’t flirt with me!! ………. i’m delicate and foolish

(Source: supermanicbros, via rerorero-my-cherry)

3rdfloorwestside:

lesbwian:

tbh when Jameela Jamil was calling these celebrities the fuck out and she said “How much money do you need? Really how much money do you need? How much money do any of these huge influencers who are worth millions or billions sometimes… How much more?” i felt that in my bones

When she called the Kardashians “double agents for the patriachry” for profiting off a patriarchal narrative and selling women self consciousness, I felt that on a spiritual level.

(via candies-and-eyeliner)

pure-leafs:

theshitneyspears:

2019 isnt going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

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(Source: theshitneyspears, via candies-and-eyeliner)